'The Idiot chicken sandwich argument' is a thought experiment I made up, based on the scenario where Gordon Ramsay calls someone an 'Idiot sandwich'. During my 2018-2020 Anonymous campaign on Discord, I was accused of everything under the sun. And that included being called an 'Idiot chicken sandwich', a spin off from the Gordon Ramsay secnario. While there are many layers to it, the gist of the argument is to make a claim that sounds absolutely absurd, crazy and impossible at face value. I don't argue that I'm NOT an Idiot Chicken Sandwich, I argue that I AM. Not only that, I offer a $1,000 reward for anyone who can prove me wrong or at least provide a stronger argument than my own. Surely, if my argument seems so weak at face value, someone will come along and claim the reward. But no-one will, because they know my debating skills are so powerful that I never lose a debate no matter how strong my opponents may seem at first, and no matter how weak I may seem at first. There are many argument paths you can go, but the main line is as follows.
  • My opponents are not as confident as they claim.
  • My opponents are not as competent as they claim.
  • My opponents are fools who are quick to judge.
  • These lessons also apply to most other people and scenarios in general.
  • Therefore, think carefully before you accuse others or deny their claims.

    • I provide some points to argue in favor of the fact that I really am idiot chicken sandwich.

  • Have I ever eaten a chicken sandwich ever in my life? Surely yes. And if there are any doubts, I can eat one live on camera to prove it.
  • If I have ever eaten a chicken sandwich at least once, does not that chicken sandwich become a part of my body?
  • Is not my body a part of me?
  • If a chicken sandwich becomes a part of me, I am therefore made up of many things, and one of those things being a chicken sandwich.
  • I am a male, a human, an Australian and many things simultaneously, and none of these things contradict. In the same way, one of those things I am, is a chicken sandwich.
  • If I am therefore a chicken sandwich, how am I also an idiot? I am clearly a genius and not an idiot. But context matters. The claim is that I am an 'idiot chicken sandwich', not that I am an idiot AND a chicken sandwich. So what IQ does a chicken sandwich have?
  • An idiot has an IQ between 0-20 or 0-24 or 0-30, depending on the IQ classification system. What IQ does a chicken sandwich have?
  • Therefore, among the many things I am, one of those things is an idiot chicken sandwich. I am therefore an idiot chicken sandwich.

    29/4/2022 - Video